Jordan’s Picks – Staff Curated Collector Favorites

Hi. I’m Jordan. I run the eCommerce and marketing side of this beautiful chaos, which means I see every figure that hits the warehouse before it ever hits your cart. These are the ones I’d personally fight a scalper for. Some are underrated. Some are overpowered. All are handpicked based on a super scientific formula of ✨vibes✨, shelf presence, and whether or not they made me audibly go “oh damn” when I unboxed them.

This isn’t what sells best. This is what slaps hardest.